Greetings, wanderer, and welcome to the clandestine realm of the Quackmire Council, the world’s most secretive society—of rubber ducks. Only those who truly appreciate the squeak are permitted to paddle in these waters.
Our Mission
In the depths of the bubbly waters, our mission remains clear: to float, to squeak, and to conquer bathtubs around the globe. We are the watchers of the waters, the warriors of whimsy, presiding over porcelain thrones and plastic ponds alike.
Our Legacy
Founded in the hidden undercurrents of the Great Rubber Flood of 1952, the Quackmire Council has been steering the course of bath time ever since. From the dark corners of toy stores to the vast oceans of online shopping, our members ensure that no tub remains duck-less, no child without a quack.
Join Us
Are you ready to dive into the frothy affairs of the Quackmire Council? To join is simple—acquire a rubber duck, pledge your allegiance by the light of the full moon, and whisper the sacred squeak. But be warned, once you float with us, there’s no turning back.
Secret Meetings
Our gatherings occur under the guise of night, bubbles cloaking our clandestine quacks. At the stroke of midnight, by the light of the silvery moon, we discuss pressing matters such as water temperature regulation and the global distribution of bubble bath.
Stay Informed
Keep your webbed feet on the ground and your eyes on the skies (or at least this website) for updates from the secretive spheres of the Quackmire Council. Remember, in the world of rubber ducks, nothing is as it seems…
Duck in, the water’s fine!